If I were in a wheelchair

If I were in a wheelchair I'd wish you would not stop and stare, Unless it was at the glare from my super fine hair. If I were in a wheelchair man, I would love to have ramps everywhere. If I were in a wheelchair I would love to play ball, Enough room to flow down the hall... Please don't take that space in the mall! If I were in the wheelchair I would love to trick it out So that when I'd roll you'd scream and shout. If I were in the chair my car would be rigged So that when it was time to get out I'd just get out. Hey if I were in the chair would you please do your part to help a brother out?